Bleach

Floyd the Barber


"Hello Cobain, come on in"
[Sign on door read "Come on in"]
["Hello potty-trained, come on in"]
[Bell on door ring, come on in]
Floyd observes my hairy chin
"Sit down chair don't be afraid"
Steaming hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
pee- pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shaved
I was shaved

[Guitar Solo]

Uh, Uh
I sense others in the room
[Floyd sends others in the room]
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Andy's clutch
[Aunt Bea's muff] [Andy's snot]
[and a slut --Bruce Richards ]


I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shamed

About A Girl


I need an easy friend
I do...With an ear to lend
I do...Think you'll fit this shoe
I do...Won't you have a clue?

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
Free [--Mike O'Keefe]

I do...
I'm standing in your light [in your line -- Barry]
I do...Hope you have the time
I do...Pick a number to [or too or two]
I do...Keep a date with you

And [I'll] take advantage while
You hang me out to try [dry]
But I can't see you every night
For free

I do...
I need an easy friend
I do...With an ear to lend
I do...Think you'll fit this shoe
I do...Won't you have a clue?

And [I'll] take advantage while
You hang me out to try [dry]
But I can't see you every night
For free


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